Saturday Stuff

Thoughts on stuff for parents and grandchildren to make you think

Silly Saturdays

Golf-themed joke with a golf club and ball illustration on green background. Text reads: "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!"
Text reads: "What did the mama cow say to the calf? It's pasture bedtime." Features a logo with three birds and a magnifying glass with a heart.
Illustration of a person holding a magnifying glass with the text: "Why did Johnny eat his homework? Because he was told it was a piece of cake."
Illustration with blue raindrops and bubbles on a light blue background, featuring the riddle: 'What falls but never needs a bandage? The rain!'
Illustration of a person using a magnifying glass next to a paper with the text "A book just fell on my head. I have only myshelf to blame."
Cartoon of a snowman melting in the sun with trees in the background and the joke "What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle!"
Joke about an ice cream truck on a pink and blue background with an illustration of an ice cream bowl, reading: 'Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the rocky road!'
Close-up of blueberries with a humorous text overlay asking, "What do you call blueberries playing the guitar? A jam session!"
Patriotic-themed design featuring a joke about American colonists and tea. "What kind of tea did the American colonists want? LiberTEA!" is written in bold text. Includes Statue of Liberty illustration, red and blue abstract patterns, and star-spangl
Illustration of two dolphins with a joke: Why did the dolphin cross the beach? To get to the other tide. Features starfish, bubbles, underwater plants, and CJ Corki logo.
Illustration of a parent otter hugging a baby otter on a wave backdrop with the text 'What did the baby otter say to its dad? You're a dad like no otter!'
Blue background with illustration of three palm trees, sunset, and ocean waves. Text above reads "What kind of tree fits in your hand?" and below "A Palm Tree." Logo at bottom right says "CJ CORKI."
Illustration with a dog dressed as Dracula and text saying, "What kind of dog does Dracula have? A Bloodhound!" There are bat silhouettes on the orange border.
Humorous image featuring text that reads, "What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!" It includes an illustration of a potato on a scale labeled 'Bad' and 'Good,' set against a starry background.
Cow print pattern with a joke, "What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!" featuring a cartoon cow.
Humorous ocean-themed design with the text 'Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!' featuring a cartoon oyster shell and underwater plants.
Green background with a cartoon frog at the bottom and the text "What is a frog's favorite summertime treat? A hopsicle!"
Illustration of a fried egg in a frying pan on a red background with kitchen utensils, featuring a pun: "What day do eggs hate the most? Fry-day."
Cartoon sun and clouds illustration with pun about a 'Tanning Olympics' on a blue background.
Pattern of watermelon slices on a turquoise background with a pun in bold text: "What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe? You're one in a melon." A logo with colorful birds in the bottom right corner.
Comic image of a cartoon alligator on grass with the joke "What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile."
Illustration with a bunny joke saying "What is a bunny’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!" featuring music notes, a pink boombox, and blue bunny ears.
Illustration of flowers with a bee and text saying "What did the flower say to the bee? Buzz off, I’m blooming here!"
Illustration with dripping chocolate and text "What kind of candy do mom's love for Mother's Day? Hershey's kisses!" surrounded by heart shapes.
Joke about bees wearing yellow jackets in rain on yellow background with bee illustration.
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